{"id":904,"date":"2026-05-01T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-05-01T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teknologi.news.eraenterprise.id\/?p=904"},"modified":"2026-05-01T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2026-05-01T14:00:00","slug":"my-5k-smart-bed-needs-to-shut-the-hell-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teknologi.news.eraenterprise.id\/?p=904","title":{"rendered":"My $5K smart bed needs to shut the hell up"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Close-up of rotund cat on Eight Sleep Pod 4 Ultra bed.\" data-caption=\"\" data-portal-copyright=\"Photo by Amelia Holowaty Krales \/ The Verge\" data-has-syndication-rights=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.theverge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/chorus\/uploads\/chorus_asset\/file\/25666305\/247315_Eight_Sleep_Pod_4_Ultra_AKrales_0113.jpg?quality=90&amp;strip=all&amp;crop=0,0,100,100\" \/><figcaption>\n\t\t<\/figcaption><\/p><\/figure>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-none\"><em>This is <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theverge.com\/optimizer-newsletter\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Optimizer<\/a><em>, a weekly newsletter sent every Friday from <\/em>Verge<em> senior reviewer<\/em> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theverge.com\/authors\/victoria-song\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>Victoria Song<\/em><\/a><em> that dissects and discusses the latest gizmos and potions that swear they&#8217;re going to change your life. Opt in for <\/em>Optimizer <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theverge.com\/newsletters\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap has-text-align-none\">I take my beauty rest seriously. So seriously that, after months of testing, I <em>bought<\/em> my ludicrously expensive <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theverge.com\/24279552\/eight-sleep-pod-4-ultra-review-tracking\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Eight Sleep Pod 4 Ultra<\/a> review unit. It had a lot of things going for it. It kept my spouse&#8217;s side of the bed cool and mine toasty. That, in turn, convinced my aloof cats to curl on <em>my<\/em> side at night. It improved my marriage by dramatically reducing my spouse&#8217;s sonorous snoring. What more could I possibly wa \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theverge.com\/column\/921654\/optimizer-eight-sleep-ai-summaries-health-wellness\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read the full story at The Verge.<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Optimizer, a weekly newsletter sent every Friday from Verge senior reviewer Victoria Song that dissects and discusses the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":905,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknologi.news.eraenterprise.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknologi.news.eraenterprise.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknologi.news.eraenterprise.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknologi.news.eraenterprise.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknologi.news.eraenterprise.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/teknologi.news.eraenterprise.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknologi.news.eraenterprise.id\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teknologi.news.eraenterprise.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknologi.news.eraenterprise.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teknologi.news.eraenterprise.id\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}